Dogs Versus Kids (Shaggy dog stories)
My sister tried to convince me that her dogs are less of a hassle than my kids. While I’m not sure I’ll trade my daughter for a Doberman yet, I thought she made a few good points.
1. Dogs will love you unconditionally forever. Kids will love you unconditionally until they are two; then refusal of candy or toys will result in a loud, “I hate you!”